The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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