would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well I just put wine in my tea
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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