it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The beer is more important than you right now.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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