going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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