Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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