I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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