I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The best revenge is premature balding
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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