I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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