: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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