Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
tell me about the fingering
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