hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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