Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
being pregnant is like rehab
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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