Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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