Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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