I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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