i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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