does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
