Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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