WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
