I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Randomize
