So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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