Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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