so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
