Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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