Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
why is half of my head shaved?
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