She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
