Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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