champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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