god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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