idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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