we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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