yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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