all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He felt like a one man threesome
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
COCAINE IS GR8
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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