drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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