I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
