I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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