I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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