Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
