She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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