just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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