Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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