after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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