He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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