Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
