better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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