yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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