Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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