What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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