Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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