If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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