Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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