i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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